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Post by Lori Ann on May 31, 2012 18:27:43 GMT -5
RIGHT!
ALYSSA!
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Post by Lori Ann on May 31, 2012 19:28:11 GMT -5
The word from Tyson is that I may be crowned Big Brother. Show me the mothafuckin' money bitches. Like, all I have to do is stroke his ego, and he makes me second in command. Cater the challenges to me please? I'll let you give me a blow job  QueenoftheMen, outttt. |
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Post by Lori Ann on May 31, 2012 21:34:34 GMT -5
So sad. I just spent like a half hour working on a picture of me winning the title of Big Brother it was like a pageant type deal with Tyson handing me the crown..and it didn't save.  Whatever. I'm Big Brother. I get extra money, that will be used to "help the tribe" in a future auction. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa ITS CLEAR THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM OR THEY WOULD NOT PUT ME IN A POSITION TO POTENTIALLY GAIN ITEMS THAT ARE USEFUL. I'll be buying just whatever the fuck I want where and when this auction comes up. Silly rabbits! Tricks are for kidz! Seems like Tyson gave us the majority of the info. Enough anyways. I think I'm off to a pretty rock solid start in this game and the first challenge hasn't even come around yet. Like everyone wants to suck my dick. I'm going to bed. Kisses and Hugs. |
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Post by erin on May 31, 2012 23:27:12 GMT -5
*fans clitoris as I read this confessional* I fucking love it. :x
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Post by erin on May 31, 2012 23:27:37 GMT -5
Ftr, Alyssa's name is baby crack whore <3
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 1, 2012 20:28:59 GMT -5
As I sit here drinking a budlight, alone, in front of my computer because I am a fucking mazing, I thought I should enlighten you on some of my thoughts.
I have entered an alliance with Tyson and Chad.
I don't even know how I feel about this.
Like I should be writing this with a shit eating grin on my face.
But I'm not.
Probably because I'm a stone cold bitch.
It is a strong alliance, and will get me deep into the tribal part of the game, so I'm obviously going with it.
Those two are the most vocal, strong, strategic next to me, so its a pretty solid alliance..I just don't really like them.
They bore me.
But I like power, so I'm sticking with them for a round or two lol.
Oh, they also want to include Fairplay, since he is sticking around for a while anyways.
I personally think Fairplay is a waste of skin and want nothing to do with him, but I'll shut my mouth for now since he is here to stay for a bit.
As I was writing this, Matty proposed we start the Awful Bitchy Black Man alliance. Since all we do is bitch about the others together I thought it was a fantastic idea. I love talking to him and he is hilar and I like him better then Tyson and Chad, so if they target him shits gonna go down.
I also really love talking to the Silver Fox which is what Tom W will be called from here on out. LOVE him.
I'm going to propose an alliance with him eventually.
Hatch, Penner and Tom B can suck a big fat one and will be the first three out..
And then that leaves Brandon. Since that is who Matty and I spend the majority of our time talking about, I think it would bring the LOLs if we try to get him in an alliance with us.
So that rounds it out nicely.
So, to rank my tribe...
1. Matty
2. Chad
3. Silver Fox
4. Tyson
5. Brandon
6. Fairplay
7. Hatch
8. Penner
9. Big Tom
Winner - Dreamz.
I told Matty I would title this confessional Reasons why I'm going to hell, part 2.
But Blowjobs are better.
I'm so fucking pumped I decided to play again.
And I thought I lost it..as if.
Your Mothers a Whore, I'm Out the Door.
xx
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Post by bee on Jun 2, 2012 1:41:31 GMT -5
hey, sorry fav i totally slept from 8-midnight sorry i wasn't on to skype or anything. maybe tomo?
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 2, 2012 1:47:01 GMT -5
Yes!! I'm Gonna finish this episode of Fringe then pass the fuck out! Text me tomorrow!
xx
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 2, 2012 22:45:13 GMT -5
The Conversations that Matty and I have are ridiculous..
we seriously need to be friends irl.
Dreamz Big
Oh, I see how it is..you don't want to talk to me because you are to busy talking to Brandon. Thats cool, I see it all now
lmao
Matty
Lmao oh of course, we are having deep conversations about world hunger
Dreamz Big
I knew it.
you are just sitting there waiting ten minutes for him to reply. Watching for the pencil.
Matty
Its totally worth it, his thoughts are so insightful
Dreamz Big
I know. I'm just raging with jealousy thats why i had to call you out.
Matty
Well I apologize, Im just going to have to tell you straight up. I think I like Brandon more then you. Im sorry it has to be this way
Dreamz Big
Well fuck you then. I'm off to go console myself in the arms of Big Tom.
Dreamz Big
There is something wrong with us.
lolol
Matty
Im just imagining you in the arms of Big Tom, love it
And Yes we are messed up
LIKE WHO IS THIS CAT?!
I love him.
Also, my real life best friend's name is matthew and I call him Matty.
Its a match made it heaven.
Oh, I'm also officially in the 7 and a half leg alliance with Tys, Chad and Fairplay.
I told Chad I don't have a dick, I'm not sure how he feels about this. He may be sexist. But it was sooooo worth it if only for the 1 minute of silence i got lol.
Oh, He also thinks we are a final 2 type pair.
I told him I have only one person in a game i stay loyal to and that he is this person in this game.
I don't know if I'm lying or not yet.
Its kind of a too be determined thing..
I should go for a Billy Garcia/Candice thing. Have him profess his love to me by next week. Thats the goal kids.
Also a new update..
Matty and I are trying to get into an alliance with Brandon, just for the shits and giggles.
BlackBeauty Out!
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Post by KC on Jun 3, 2012 0:00:11 GMT -5
That fucking alliance name... I am too easily amused
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Post by erin on Jun 3, 2012 2:15:05 GMT -5
This is my favorite confessional. Keep it interesting Lorii you lesbian cunt whore. <3
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 3, 2012 10:18:44 GMT -5
Oh I plan to lova
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