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Post by Alexis Jones on May 30, 2012 0:09:26 GMT -5
Is that a turn on for dudes, brother 1?
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Post by KC on May 30, 2012 0:11:28 GMT -5
No, but it would have amused me.
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Post by Alexis Jones on May 30, 2012 0:19:13 GMT -5
You would want me to have no love life. Beats you up.
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Post by Alexis Jones on May 30, 2012 10:57:21 GMT -5
Alright, so I just looked at the title of this thread. Sex Machine, what was I thinking? I don't get laid enough to be entitled that title. Fuck dude. I'm shaking my head right now at myself and if I could make a video with sound, I'd vlog that shit. Secondly, last night was a destroy. One thing I wanna say about my life is I'm the master at fucking things up. If there was an award, I'd totally own that bad ass trophy. I won't go into detail, but my life's pretty much like a bad movie you can't stop watching over and over. I wish I could record the really awkward or hilarious parts of it tho. So, I don't even talk to the guy that I was suppose to hang out with at the Fox because I want to leave because I'm fdkljalkdsjfsa about some other dude. Shit man, being a dude would be easier, they don't have emotions. *waits to get punched, slapped, or kicked in the junk* And here's a fat cat dancing. Enjoy! Sorry, that was a segment from "My So Called Bore Whore Life." So you're probably like write about the game fucker. I really should do that, but alls I have to say is THIS CAST IS GOING TO BE HARD AS FUCK TO BEAT. I'm going to have to sleep my way to the top. The bros in this game are cool, but the girls are just suck ups. They aren't bad, but easier to bond with the bros. Lets get this game on the road.
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Post by Alexis Jones on May 30, 2012 23:48:34 GMT -5
Week One -
So, I see this whole Mama thing come up and I'm like I want it. I did weight out the pros and cons first. There was only one con I could even really think of, which was TARGET. Now, I get it that that could be an issue, but if your good with everyone, no ones going to really want to turn against you. Plus, it keeps you like double safe. As of right now, I think everyone feels good with me, so why not vote for me to get it? Right. Anyway, the pros were ever ending. Such as you get two votes, you get to make all the says on the tribe, and all important choices for the tribe. It seems like such a good thing to me. This is also going to help me stay safe for awhile if it works in my favor. Im all for that.
I talked to all the girls, but Jerri. I have no idea where Jerri even is or if she even cares about this game at all. *shrugs* I'm about 90% sure I got the Mama spot. Tyson is going for that Pops. Tyson is alright, but firstly he is a liar telling me Im the only lady he talks too when hes talking to Brianna every night. Player. Not that its a big deal, but lying about little things. This probably means I need to get along with the guy. I think I can tolerate him for a little awhile.
I also feel like the guys can't live without the girls in this game. I don't know about all the other girls, but I always have the guys IMing me. *shrugs* More connections?
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Post by erin on Jun 1, 2012 1:09:52 GMT -5
*shoots glue gun*
i jizzed
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 1, 2012 10:03:29 GMT -5
Excellent way to start the day.
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Post by erin on Jun 1, 2012 14:54:58 GMT -5
i agree
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Post by erin on Jun 1, 2012 15:15:16 GMT -5
Hey, I'd like to know what was the criteria for you to choose the older and younger sisters. I'd like details.
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 1, 2012 22:49:34 GMT -5
Sorry, I know I need a DR so yall get what Im doing. Ill get that up soon.
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 3, 2012 7:40:59 GMT -5
I'm finally sitting down and writing a diary room since I have a little bit of time on my hands. This first week as been insane and I do apologize for the lack of DRing I've been doing. First things for tho, getting the Mama position in this game as been nice. I know a lot of people thought about the whole target thing on their backs, but it happens. Its a game, go big or go home. Good motto. I was pretty happy with the outcome of the vote for that even tho Cirie lied to me about voting me in the first place. Jerri just wasn't around at all the first two days of this game and comes in crazy like a bat out of hell. Dang girl, chill your roll. She did not vote for me either. Cirie and Jerri voted for each other, so there for I say they have an alliance at that point. I could be wrong, but histories already repeated itself for how much they stick up for each other. I than get this sweet little option of naming a weak link and a strong link in the game. They are my children. I love Brianna to death and she seriously can kick some major butt, so I wanted to give her the spot as strong daughter. She's around a lot, I feel close to her, she's going to do what I think is best overall along with her. Those were all just little key items I was looking for. As for weak link daughter, I didn't really want to name someone. In all reality, if I was thinking correctly I would have gave it to Andrea, but no I was like I need to be fair and let everyone vote on this stuff. PK volunteered because number one, she knew how good the deal was if she took it and number two, she doesnt care about being viewed as week. I think that was her plan tho. Tricky. This has really brought PK and I closer too, so in the end that really worked out for me. Too be continued because I need more DR posts......
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 3, 2012 8:17:14 GMT -5
OH, here is where Jerri gets me the most tho. After we've already picked Big Sis and Little Sis in the chatroom here comes Jerri strolling in like she just walked down Wall Street Ave and says I'll take Big Sis. <<< Thats me again. I'm trying to be fair again and not lose my cool because frankly in my world Jerri has been dead to me for two days and on the third she just can't rise from the dead. Only Jesus does that. Pffft. We vote and of course I get the asians with me because who wants to lose a vote block without having some asian persuasion. Jerri said she was fine with it, but deep down inside I figured I'd already sealed my fate with her. Apparently, Jerri as beef with Monica because she voted for Brianna. I didn't realize I signed up for URTV 3 year olds version of Survivor. Up to date stuff: The challenge it, it wasn't our fault we lost. We did our best and I was just really excited because I won my heat. Thanks to whoever I was against for making me look like a bad ass the first round. PG won here's as well. As for everyone else they lost. So, there wasn't really a lot about the challenge. Straight forward, we lost. I get online last night after work and see all this. My head is like Alright first TC, thats us. I hear Monica's name come out of everyones mouth, but no one really wants to vote her for her. I than ask who wants that to happen? I hear Cirie and Jerri are going round spreading their magical love. Ya, Jerri wants Monica gone and when I ask why alls I hear is that socially Monica isn't there. Monica is there socially. She has conversations with me just fine. Kim is the only that tried to push me to vote for her. It just wasn't happening. I like Monica and she's good at challenges and she's someone that would take my side on things. She's level head and you need a few of those types of people in every game. So, Bri - PG - Me decided to vote Penny. I do love Penny really, but she hasn't been around and her lack of not being here really as affected her. She was one of the people I loved from the get go, but all good things come to an end and in the end I need someone thats going to be here more than that. Also, I heard that Jerri was trying to get to use the Medical Kit without my permission. She can't do that. She really can't because she isn't the Mama and she needs to know her roll which is at the back of the line right now. Now Tyson sending her to exile was fucking stupid on his part. Little shit. I already talked to him about the BS mistake. He knows it was even tho that fight between them still seemed staged as crap. I believe what Tyson saying over Jerri any day. I just hope she didn't find that idol. I hope she's begging to go back next time and we just say nope. More to come....
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 3, 2012 8:42:11 GMT -5
I HAD A DR WRITTEN AND IT WENT AWAY. *PUNCHES PBOARDS* This part is for me ya'll. Monica: Cirie - Jerri - Kim (TEAM UNCOOL) - Andrea - Penny Penny: PG - Alexis (x2) - Brianna - Monica - PK. History again repeating itself with Cirie and Jerri. The funniest thing is they best asked me for alliances, but didn't send me messages telling me how they were voting. Eye opener, I think yes. There just scared that I have all this power and what not. I could see them as the people saying "Take out Alexis. She's a beast." Okay, maybe they arent saying the beast part, but it would be cool if they were. Another hearsay I heard was that Jerri is for sure after me. It was weird because at first I was like thats a rumor, but than I literally heard it two seconds later from someone else. Girl wants my blood or head on a platter. PK and Tyson both told me to be careful of her. They didnt really say a lot more because I know they were probably a little scared too, but the heads up was nice. It just shows me probably really do sort of care. PK and I have really bonded our relationship with her being my youngest child in this game. Everyone knows the youngest is always the most favorite, so I have to live up to that. HAHA. I wish Andrea wasn't so busy irl because people have already been bringing up her name. Girl needs to get on it. LOVE YOU ANDREA. As far as alliances go, I made one with Brianna, but its only because we've really clicked. I hate the whole big alliance week one of everything and than it falls apart like my cookie did this morning when I dropped it in my milk. *cries* Brianna is super smart and apparently Cirie and Jerri liked her too and thought they could use her to get Monica voted out. No luck. She's pretty bad ass. I've had a few people ask to work with me and I can't say no or I'm going to look like a dumbass. Cirie and Jerri. I don't feel either of them were legit and they just want to use me anyways to get through this whole Mama thing. Girls SMH. PG, asked to work together too and I feel like her offer was pretty legit. I like her. She's good and solid. She doesn't really stray away from the path and she's good at challenge. She's from far far far away land like Andrea. She likes tarts. I had no idea what a tart was. LOL. Dumb blond moment. PK, last night told me she had my back. I was iffy with her at first because I think she is close with Cirie and Jerri, but she knows their idiots. I at least know she talks to Jerri because of the be careful comment she made the other day. I just wonder what all Jerri's said to her. I need to work on this one. Monica, oh my sweet monica, ya she comes off a little quiet and stand offish, but she means well and now we have really good talks. We don't have any deals, but I'm sure in the future there could be something there. I need her to stay around tho. She's team Alexis. More? Maybe.
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 3, 2012 9:09:44 GMT -5
So, lets look at the boys tribe. Thats right, I'm going there. I have a lot of connections with the boys probably because thats more my style. I'll just go through a list of the ones I've talked too and the ones I actually like talking too. HAHA. Chad, I talk to this guy all the time. Its not going to surprise me if I end up knowing who this is just because he was a replacement. I was a replacement. Just seems right. Guys a bit a flirt, but its alright I don't mind it. I'm really open with him even tho he is on the other tribe, so hopefully that doesn't bit me in the butt big time. Tyson, my husband, the most annoying husband in the world that is. Shit, if thats how it is to be married for reals, count me out. HAHA. No, Tyson's not that bad even tho he's sexual jokes he keeps throwing my way are getting a little out of line. He's cocky, but I can deal with that. He seems to be talking to a lot of the ladies, but than he turns around and does something nice like telling me to be careful. He had this great idea about before us making decisions about exile we talk to each other and pick a person together. Im down. Fairplay, I miss this dude. First conversation, he tells me his grandma is on the island at that she's his final two. Than I tell him, Grandma's cheating on you. She's my final two! He was hilarious and I miss him very dearly now. Bro needs to get online more. Just sayin. The Toms, they are both fun and I get along with them very well. I think I like Westman a little more than Big Tom, but there both Toms to me. I haven't got to talk to Westman in a couple days, so I have no idea whats goin on with him. CHA CHA CHAA Charmin. ULTRA.
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jun 3, 2012 9:14:24 GMT -5
ALLIANCE UPDATE: I just official asked her for an alliance. We were on the topic and fuck it, she was going to ask me too. I had to throw it out there for her. Just figured I'd post I can get to page three of my DR.
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