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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 3, 2012 21:49:45 GMT -5
I'm really fucking over some of these Yahoo's.
I've come to the conclusion that it must be me who can't keep a conversation. Maybe I am the one who is boring and dry as fuck and who these dumbfucks think is a retard.
FUCK YOU ALL.
I'm totally PMSing at these sluts.
I wish we lost, just because I'm bored. If we lost I could vote some of these stupid shits out.
I might go a full 24 hours with out IM'ing any of them and just see how many people try and start a convo with me.
I know I should have started this episode earlier, but I forgot, please don't beat my ass. I might like it!
I am way to much of a bitchy mood to be in game mode tonight.
I need to look on the bright side of things. I'm a kick ass player who is going to win this game. I feel better already.
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 4, 2012 22:10:56 GMT -5
So, two people know I'm a girl - Chad & Tom W. I've told people I'm from Toronto, Canada. Andd I also just told Tommy B that I'm a gay man. Like what am I doing? What am I doing? What AM I DOING? Tom B was like Vagina *Runs* So off course being the strapping gay man I am, I responded with *Hides* *Throws up* I was so dropped down a set of stairs and hit everyone with my head on the way down as a baby. There is literally two cats outside my bedroom window fighting and it sounds like someone is being murdered, which leads me to this video.. Anyways, back on track.. A fake alliance was made between Tyson, Chad, Silver Fox and Big Tom. I was not online 2 seconds and Tyson told me that he done it. I was all like its cool brah. That do lead me to believe that Tyson thinks of me as semi important. There was no reason for him to tell me that. But he gets Newfie points for doing that. Like I said previously, I am pretty sure that I scared Chad the one leg hopper of by telling him I don't have a penis. Like would he rather me being holstering a 8inch black salami or what? Brandon Hantz is a lunatic. Please NOTICE the time stamp in this conversation.. Dreamz Big 12:08 am
lol, i dont either yet. I need to get one like asap since my brother is getting married down south in febuary lol Brandon Hantz 12:10 am
ugh oh you'll have to sneak accross Dreamz Big 12:11 am
really though Brandon Hantz 12:12 am
then you'll get deported haha Dreamz Big 12:12 am
That would be fun Brandon Hantz 12:12 am
lol Brandon Hantz 12:27 am
i'm glad you came Dreamz Big 12:27 am
lol what? Brandon Hantz 12:27 am hand you a drink drink it it's a song where is your head at? x.x LIKE WHO IS HE!? (Nikki Garaham <33) So then, I told Matty off course.. Dreamz Big 12:27 am
Brandon Hantz 12:27 am i'm glad you came omg Dreamz Big 12:28 am
he is sending me the lyrics to that fucking song by the wanted. Matty 12:28 am
There are so many questions I have, but first and foremost how the fuck did you end up having this conversation Matty 12:29 am
Did you like send him the lyrics to Teenage Dream or somethin g Dreamz Big 12:30 am
No, I sent him the lyrics to firework Matty 12:30 am
Is he Your Firework? Dreamz Big 12:30 am
He makes me feel like a paper bag Matty 12:32 am
But after a hurricane, comes a rainbow. (Metaphor for the love you and Brandon share) Dreamz Big 12:33 am
disgusting. Matty 12:34 am
oh dont deny your love Dreamz Big 12:35 am
You're just jealous that he sends me lyrics and all you get is nudez. Our love is way deeper. Matty 12:35 am
Is that a gay sex reference? Awful Bitchy Black Men alliance is making this game for me.
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Post by bee on Jun 5, 2012 10:53:06 GMT -5
LMAO.
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Post by erin on Jun 5, 2012 11:09:43 GMT -5
WHO IS HE?! *fans self*
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 5, 2012 20:37:32 GMT -5
I am a whore. A Challenge Whore to be exact.. and maybe a few other kinds.
I'll write more after Britti and I watch BBUK 2012! Yeeehaw!
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Post by KC on Jun 5, 2012 21:32:14 GMT -5
I'm not invited
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 5, 2012 22:31:05 GMT -5
I DID ASK IF YOU WATCHED IT AND SHE SAID NO I KNEW we should have asked </3 Watch tonights, and you can join the party tomorrow night
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Post by KC on Jun 5, 2012 23:03:14 GMT -5
I did last season with that person. I actually almost made an ORG out of it, got into that much. It's also why I did the Tree twist in AllStars.
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 5, 2012 23:04:36 GMT -5
Another night, another alliance I need to make a list and keep copypasting it every post because I can't keep up with it. If alliances were sex I'd be crawling I'd be a walking STD. Alliances that I will eventually break, resulting in the crushing of dreams, hopes, rainbows and babies 1. Chad the one leg bandit who is now scared of me because I told him I have tits. I'm going to call this alliance " 50 shades purple, the reversal". If you have never read the book, 50 shades Grey, you won't get it so here is a brief run down Basically its porn in the form of a novel, the man is the dominant one, and the chick is the submissive. It involves lots of S&M, Bonding, Toys, etc etc. He teaches her how to be a dirty whore basically, then they get married and live happily ever after.So, this is our alliance name because I'm the Dominant one, obvs, and he is my submissive who is not a loud of his leash in the corner. I will NOT be teaching him sex moves, but teaching him how to play this game, my style. Its also reversal because I'm not marrying him, and I'll probably break his heart when and if I vote him out. 2. Chad, Tyson, Fairplay and Me. Also know as, " The 7 and a half leg" alliance. Whatever, this one is kinda the case 3 strong players teaming up, and Fairplay riding our dicks because we want his vote. It works. Helps me keep an eye on that "snake ass mothafucka" (<3 Sandra), Tyson. 3. Matty Probably my fav alliance, but least strong. I'm not delusional enough to think this two person alliance is going to get us anywhere. We need to recruit people. But he is my fav person in the game and the " Awful Bitchy Black Man" alliance is in full swing <3 I really can't believe he legit thinks I'm a black man... 4. Tom B This is my newest alliance..and can I be the first to say I'm starting to love Tom B We really have a lot in common, and we have a laugh when we talk to each other, and he thinks we can work well together by being in different alliances, but telling each other everything. He thinks I have no idea who is in his 4 person alliance, but i do, and shitty for him its a fake one to shut his paranoid ass up. HOWEVER, like i said, I am starting to adore this kid, so I really will have his back, because he totally wants to work with me. I shall name this alliance the " Farm Fried Chicken". He is a hefty farmer, and I'm black. It works. The Silver Fox is a friend, but he didn't seem the need to point out he is in that fake alliance, so he can get bent. As for Penner & Hatch. First and Second out, in that order when we lose.
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 5, 2012 23:05:13 GMT -5
I did last season with that person. I actually almost made an ORG out of it, got into that much. It's also why I did the Tree twist in AllStars. Watch with us this season! Its going to be brill!
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 5, 2012 23:49:02 GMT -5
All this winning is terrible for a game player like me.... Like even if I fuck up, we would still win. I've NEVER been on a tribe like this. Its cray cray.
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 6, 2012 0:05:08 GMT -5
Note to self = start talking to the girls. Tribe twist is gonna come sooner rather then later and you're probably going to get fucked up the ass by it.
Your biggest fan, You.
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Post by bee on Jun 6, 2012 12:16:56 GMT -5
Baha. This entertained me while sitting in the waiting room at doctors
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 6, 2012 15:46:04 GMT -5
KC/Britti - I have a fucking appointment to get fitted for a bridesmaid dress (kill me) so I should be home around 11 my time which is 9:30est for those who don't understand newf time! Anyways, what I'm getting at - BB2012 date then?!
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Post by Lori Ann on Jun 7, 2012 22:17:36 GMT -5
KIM WAS KAYSAR?! LMAO LMAO LMAO
My ability to read people is outstanding, I'm dying.
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