Ep.2 Blow My Whistle Bitch

[Lori Ann]

I feel the need to apologize for my boring confessional, but nothing is happening.
Like nothing.
I want to lose this challenge.
Even though tribal will be predictable because Penner will be leaving.
At least I'll get to throw someone under the bus though, even if it is someone as useless as Penner.

These people are too boring.
Tyson has moved to the top of my friends list today (it changes daily and based on my mood).
Just because we were screaming at each other in a conversation while trying to play that lovely ninja game.
It was all;

FUCK
FUCK YOU ROLLING LOG
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE FORWARD
COCKSUCKING MOTHER FUCKER DIDN'T GRAB THE ROPE.

The last one was mine, duh.
I need to entertain you guys, so I'm going to post pictures of me in various drunken states from when I was in highschool lmao

[Lori Ann]

Nevermind. I found something else to occupy my time with haha

[Lori Ann]

Hi lovers!
So I'm heading out for the night, getting shit faced to be exact, and I won't be back till tomorrow. If we lose the challenge and I'm not back in time for the vote or everyone has voted except for me, I'm voting out Penner. Cheers loves!

[Lori Ann]

Oh my fuck drunk mess
KC the bald Hotass did u get my vote?
Everyone should text me ask been for my numbat

[Lori Ann]

That was suppose to be ask Bee fOr my number xoxoxo oxoxox gossip girl

[KC]

Jun 8, 2012 23:04:13 GMT -5 Lori Ann said:

KC the bald Hotass

You're bald

[bee]

drunk lori <3
heres a message from lori to kc

[KC]

Yes to both

[Lori Ann]

I'll Respond to this Tom foolery tomorrow or sometime lolol

[Lori Ann]

It's 7:31 am and I'm just getting in a "bed" lol! My votes still for penner incase my drink hotmessness was misinterpreted hahaha I just finished my last beer and i am hung over already..
Talk to u slots tamarra eve after I'm done dying
Kiss kiss

[Lori Ann]

Jun 8, 2012 23:11:40 GMT -5 KC said:

Jun 8, 2012 23:04:13 GMT -5 Lori Ann said:

KC the bald Hotass

You're bald

I'm rubbed and felt up sooo many bald heads tonight! You should be jealous! I'm going to have to add "rub KCs bald head" to my bucket list!

[bee]

lori you slut

[Lori Ann]

Apologies for my ridiculousness last night. If its any consolation, I'm dying a slow death today. Back to bed I go.