Ep.3 Its starting to BLOW up

[Lori Ann]

First tribal over with and I doubt my name was even mentioned.
Even while being an intoxicated hot mess and without the help of AIM I was able to get all the Yahoos to PM me and tell me what they were doing.
I plain out said Penner was the one to leave, and he did.
I love this tribe.

Now to the interesting part. Well, more interesting for the girls anyways..the potential change up.

If I wasn't in a position of power and control, I would be all over this this change up like a fly to shit.
But, I like my position, I like getting the extra money, I like Tyson being the Chichi and I could careless about Fairplay..therefore to keep myself at the forefront of the tribe, shit needs to stay the same.

It will.
Tribal Council answers alone proved that no position in the tribe is going to change.
Maybe if these men had half a brain between them they would see that Tyson, Chad and I are running the fuck out of this show and it would be a good time to get some power away from us..but they won't.
They all think we are one big happy family and that they are higher up then others, which is key to keeping this family "happy".

I really am still expecting a tribe mix up which will turn things on its head and make things interesting..If it is coming and its picked my the parents, Alexis will pick me first.
I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'd rather be on a tribe with Tyson seeing as we have similar ideas bouncing in our head.

I guess we will see when the votes are revealed whats going to happen next.

[Lori Ann]

Brianna is a dumbass.
She pretty much just told me the entire dynamics of the girls tribe.
Which is fucking brilliant for me if a tribal switch is coming up.
Silly girl.
Never trust a newf in a black mans clothing.

I'll explain more later.

[Lori Ann]

Dear Tom B,
Don't try and fuck with my power position unless you want to get squashed quickly.

Put it this way..Tom is a paranoid dumbass who tried to get Tyson ousted, but I can't have that happen, so I diverted it.
They all think I'm "with" Tyson already, so fuck it.

Tom B I ADORE you as a person, but your stock went wayyyy down.

[Lori Ann]

Well, well, well...I guess this title is pretty accurate.

Shit has gone and hit the fan.
It is taking EVERYTHING I have not to go ghetto newf on these fuckers asses.

However, I'm still pretty confident in my position.
I'm still friends with all these guys.
And now I'm in game mode.

Look out.

[Lori Ann]

I'm so chill right now.
I am impressed I'm not losing my mind right now.

You all are going to think I'm delusional, so stay with me for a minute and you will see where I am going..

Clearly there is two sides.

Tyson, Fairplay, Chad & I VS Tom, Tom, Brandon & Matty.

They have 5 votes with the extra vote Tom B has, and we have the potential to get Hatch. Which puts it 5 to 5, i'll tie that shit any day. Brandon has no balls, I think he would fold and come with us.

Also, Matty and I being into different alliances means that I will be in the loop at all times, he will as well of i deem it fit.

I'm assuming that Tom B is going to oust me from my position of Big Bro, and Fairplay from LB, so that means he is going to have to leave one of the 3 out or a role.
I'll use that to crush their confidence in that alliance.

Then it leads me to the tribal switch that is coming at some point, and this is what makes what happened the sweetest.

Before this happened there was no chance Tyson, Chad and I would end up on the same tribe.
Now there is hope.
I am ALSO now on what you would call the "outs" of my tribe, so OBVIOUSLY the girls are going to want to use the guys who are on the outside of the boys tribe to vote the majority out.

I'm calling this a blessing in disguise. Also, a huge pump up in game momentum.
I'm legit not worried att all.
And if it comes to it, I'll pull a Sandra. As long as it aint me I will vote ANYONE out of this game to make it to the end. Know that.

[Lori Ann]

OH FOR FUCK SAKES.

Now I'm going to have to start kissing peoples asses.
WHY ME.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh boy. Time to worm my way into another few lies.
Jesus Christ.

[Lori Ann]

This confessional has been proper shit lately, and I hate it! I've just been kind of blah for the past week and needed a little space. However, back in game mode tonight! I will update this in all my Lori glory after I'm done sippin' on a few coldies (beer) on the deck in luxorious sunshine.

[bee]

i drank on that deck

[Lori Ann]

I just got in off the deck..its 1:30am.
Good times.

I'm a little confused right now about a few things, so I'm going to hold of for a bit before I write an in-depth confessional..

[Lori Ann]

I'm pretty sure I'm about to be fucked once we lose...
Tom B can't talk to me anymore..
And Matty sent me an IM asking if I outted the 4 person alliance..
How?!
How the fuck did I out a fucking alliance that was OBVIOUS.
IF FOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS SHITS VOTE TO OVERTHROW A LEADER, I THINK ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT IS HAPPENING?! NO? OH YOU'RE A DUMB BITCH THEN..

[Lori Ann]

I'll do the challenge when you get home tonight KC! I'm off to the citay for the day! Cheers and hallelujah the twist is over. I may just be able to get some shit done now!

[Lori Ann]

Ok.
Time to get back in game mode.
My stock is sinking pretty quick on this tribe.
To sum it up, everyone can kiss my ass except Matty.

Tom B has emerged out of no where as the one running shit over here, and that is getting proper old, reaaaallllyyyy fast.

I can't make a move against him though, he has EVERYONE stuck up his ass.

In a perfect world, Matty would see eye to eye with me on taking one of the Toms out, and then us two, plus Fairplay along with Cirie and Monica take one of them out.

Its not going to happen though.
Word on the block is that Cirie and Tom B are tight..
I also don't trust Monica enough right now to approach her.
I feel like the two girls would run back and bury themselves waist deep up Toms ass just to stay longer..

I also already know my head is on the chopping block should we lose. So the plan is to win, however, if we lose, I've already started working on Tom B last night..

I told him that I understand that it looked like I was with Tyson & Chad, but then I reminded him that Tyson alone didn't pick me to be Big Brother..I was picked in a group chat.
I also told him it wasn't my fault that I was grouped with those people and that if anyone had the balls, they would have plain out asked me what was happening.
I think proceeded to tell him that I had been telling and talking to people about taking Tyson out before merge since like week one..

I also told him that pretty much that same thing was happening to him. That I feel like I don't know who to trust, because its seems "obvious" that he is now in an alliance with Matty, Tom W and Brandon. So I feel like I have no one I can trust in.

He then told me I could talk to him, which made me feel like ripping my eyes out, but I sucked it up and made some pathetic remark.

Everyone thinks I'm going to switch at merge..as off now, that would be my plan, but if these dumbasses would open their eyes, and realize that I am ten times the player of Brandon or Tom W, and that if they would just let me in their little club, I could be HUGE to them, not to mention know everything that is going to happen at merge, being close with Tyson and Chad.

But hey, there isn't any shit in my eyes, mine are wide fucking open, looking for an opening, that I WILL find. Then, I will make it my personal mission to take them all out.

Anyways, if we lose..I'm going to push for Monica or Jon to leave.
They are useless compared to me..
I'm also going to use the good old "Merge isn't coming yet, maybe I am a danger come merge, but you will all be in danger if you continue to lose challenges.."

Also, I'm kind of debating about exile..if I get sent there, it totally looks like I'm "with" them, but if i do go there and find it, I can totally fuck someone over.
Also, I may take a looky at what the HII/Exile were like in past seasons, and I may just make a nice little fake one to show Matty, who will in turn leak it to the others if I'm the vote..
Matty would NEVER think of me doing it..sooo

Game On.

KC STOP READING THIS AND DO THE OTHER PEOPLES CHALLENGE
hahahahhaa

[Lori Ann]

I quit exile. My eyes can't take it anymore. Yes, I'm a pussy.

So, pretty sure the vote is going to be either Monica or Cirie.
Jon voted Cirie, Brandon voted Monica

I found out something by accident today
While whorring myself out for an exile task, I FB messaged black Alex, NOT EVEN THINKING HE COULD BE IN THIS GAME, and he is, and he is playing as Cirie.

So, I'm clearly going to vote Monica off over him now.
I love Alex as a person, and may not trust him in this game, but he is a wayyyy better ally for me then Monica.

Oh, btw, where the fuck is everyone?! Like no one has been on at all to talk about the vote.
AND GOOD TEAM!
not.