Confessional: Pre-Game

[Johnny Fairplay]

Andrea:


jenuinejen69 is available (9:55:29 AM)
I Pass
URTVFairplay (9:55:28 AM): Hey you
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:55:36 AM): hey me
URTVFairplay (9:55:42 AM): What's up
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:55:48 AM): not much
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:55:48 AM): you?
URTVFairplay (9:56:01 AM): Not too much. Just woke up.
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:56:10 AM): what time is it for you?
URTVFairplay (9:56:16 AM): 10AM...haha
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:56:23 AM): ooh almost 3 for me
URTVFairplay (9:56:42 AM): Shit. Where are you from
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:56:50 AM): the uk
URTVFairplay (9:56:54 AM): ah
URTVFairplay (9:57:03 AM): I thought you meant 3AM...
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:57:08 AM): haha noooo
URTVFairplay (9:57:19 AM): Silly timezones
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:57:28 AM): theyre crazy
URTVFairplay (9:58:00 AM): I got a text from my girlfriend whose doing study abroad in China this summer. Came to me as 4:30AM. I was like I'm happy for you...but what the fuck?
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:58:22 AM): i wanna go to china
URTVFairplay (9:58:54 AM): I'd actually rather come to the UK or somewhere thereabout
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:59:00 AM): the uk is fun
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:59:07 AM): i just got back from london this afternoon
URTVFairplay (9:59:14 AM): Nice
URTVFairplay (9:59:25 AM): So, you had a chance to talk to anyone yet?
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:59:43 AM): only kim and erm someone else relly breifly lol
"Andrea Boehlke" (9:59:45 AM): you?
URTVFairplay (9:59:56 AM): Spoke to Tyson for like a moment
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:00:14 AM): if we start tonight im assuming then will be the main time to get to know everyone
URTVFairplay (10:00:21 AM): True true
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:00:27 AM): so where you from?
URTVFairplay (10:00:34 AM): Ohio
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:00:42 AM): oh nice
URTVFairplay (10:00:46 AM): no
URTVFairplay (10:00:48 AM): not at all
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:00:50 AM):
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:00:52 AM): why?
URTVFairplay (10:01:16 AM): I mean, if flat land and wind is your thing...then yea Ohio's great
URTVFairplay (10:01:22 AM): because that's all there is
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:01:27 AM): i love flat land and wind!
URTVFairplay (10:01:34 AM): Oh. Wanna trade places then?
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:01:43 AM): im just kidding
URTVFairplay (10:02:11 AM): Haha. But I gotta head out. I'll holla at you later.
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:02:17 AM): alrighty
"Andrea Boehlke" (10:02:20 AM): nice to meet you
URTVFairplay (10:02:23 AM): You as well


Yes, I may have been out of the ORG Circuit for a while, but I remember that screen name.

Why the hell do I remember that screen name?

Anyway

She seems manipulative, but we'll have to see

and for those of you who read the chat:

I don't have a girlfriend in China

or live in Ohio

[bee]

Lol good luck mcdreamy!

[Courtney]

You don't? Omgwhoareyou

[Johnny Fairplay]

URTVFairplay (9:26:03 PM): Howdy
"Penny Ramsey" (9:28:26 PM): Hola
URTVFairplay (9:28:37 PM): Hows it going
"Penny Ramsey" (9:28:43 PM): fine you?
URTVFairplay (9:29:06 PM): Doing pretty good
"Penny Ramsey" (9:38:13 PM): That's great
URTVFairplay (9:38:25 PM):



Dear Bitch,

If you're going to be on AIM

Be the FUCK on AIM and make conversation

Boring as Bitch

DOR Please

[Johnny Fairplay]

URTVFairplay (9:25:46 PM): How's it going?
"Chad Crittenden" (9:26:59 PM): well hey there!
URTVFairplay (9:27:27 PM): How are you
"Chad Crittenden" (9:28:07 PM): im not too bad mr. fairplay
URTVFairplay (9:28:20 PM): Good good
"Chad Crittenden" (9:29:04 PM): awesome!
"Chad Crittenden" (9:29:09 PM): enjoy the long weekend?
URTVFairplay (9:29:44 PM): Yea. Busting my ass at the gym
URTVFairplay (9:29:47 PM): How about you
"Chad Crittenden" (9:31:36 PM): oh man workin out for the beaches!
"Chad Crittenden" (9:31:40 PM): i went to some bbqs
URTVFairplay (9:32:01 PM): Nice
"Chad Crittenden" (9:33:42 PM): very!
"Chad Crittenden" (9:33:45 PM): where ya from?
URTVFairplay (9:34:07 PM): Ohio
URTVFairplay (9:34:09 PM): How about you
"Chad Crittenden" (9:36:07 PM): connecticut
URTVFairplay (9:36:30 PM): Coolsville
"Chad Crittenden" (9:37:00 PM): haha very!


And on the third day...God created the Remington full action rifle so that man could fight the dinosaurs...and the homosexuals

On first glance... He appears to be very simple minded

Boring on some aspects,

But I think he'd keep me around

[Johnny Fairplay]

URTVFairplay (9:25:57 PM): Hola
"Monica Padilla" (9:26:21 PM): Hey
URTVFairplay (9:26:42 PM): How's it going?
"Monica Padilla" (9:27:23 PM): Its going pretty well. How about yourself?
URTVFairplay (9:27:32 PM): Doing decently
"Monica Padilla" (9:27:37 PM): Good to know
URTVFairplay (9:28:15 PM): Mhm. I'm just really pumped to get started
"Monica Padilla" (9:28:18 PM): Same
"Monica Padilla" (9:28:24 PM): Hopefully it starts tonight
URTVFairplay (9:30:37 PM): That'd be nice
URTVFairplay (9:30:49 PM): As soon as Ashley/Sarah check in
"Monica Padilla" (9:31:04 PM): Yeah or they could be replaced by someone
URTVFairplay (9:31:42 PM): Either way. Just want to get this thing going
"Monica Padilla" (9:32:13 PM): Same
"Monica Padilla" (9:32:19 PM): I know you guys have been waiting a lot longer then I have
URTVFairplay (9:32:23 PM): haha
URTVFairplay (9:32:28 PM): Just two days
"Monica Padilla" (9:32:51 PM): Oh I thought it was longer lol
URTVFairplay (9:33:04 PM): That's what she said...Oh...wait...
"Monica Padilla" (9:33:19 PM): lol
"Monica Padilla" (9:33:31 PM): That was actually funny
"Monica Padilla" (9:33:39 PM): I had to read it over though to get it, not going to lie lol
URTVFairplay (9:33:44 PM): Shit happens
URTVFairplay (9:33:50 PM): Mostly to me
URTVFairplay (9:33:52 PM): when I'm drunk
"Monica Padilla" (9:34:09 PM): That seems to be the time where most people say things like that
URTVFairplay (9:34:46 PM): I mean. Alcohol is the perfect social lubricant
"Monica Padilla" (9:35:01 PM): lol



Conversation got off to a slow start

She laughed at my jokes

And lets be honest

My jokes suck...

...........
..........
.........

This is the part where you tell me I'm hilarious

Ah fuck it...

We'll see where she goes

[Johnny Fairplay]

urtvtommy is available (9:26:07 PM)
URTVFairplay (9:26:07 PM): Hey yo
"Tom Westman" (9:26:22 PM): hey fairplay!
URTVFairplay (9:26:47 PM): How are you
"Tom Westman" (9:26:54 PM): im good
"Tom Westman" (9:26:57 PM): how about you sir?
URTVFairplay (9:27:06 PM): Fairing pretty decently
"Tom Westman" (9:27:23 PM): good to hear!
URTVFairplay (9:27:47 PM): Excited for the game?
"Tom Westman" (9:27:57 PM): oh for sure
"Tom Westman" (9:28:05 PM): i have my hose ready in case it gets too much heated
"Tom Westman" (9:28:09 PM): its my luxury item
URTVFairplay (9:29:01 PM): 1. That could be taken sexually
2. I brought my grandma
"Tom Westman" (9:29:21 PM): hahah
"Tom Westman" (9:29:25 PM): thats the idea!
URTVFairplay (9:29:28 PM):
URTVFairplay (9:29:30 PM): Wink Wink
URTVFairplay (9:29:32 PM): Nudge Nudge
URTVFairplay (9:29:35 PM): Giggle Giggle
"Tom Westman" (9:29:37 PM): lol



I'll bring my hose?

You can't put out fires with a squirt pistol?

Oh wait...Uhm...

Anywho...I don't know about this fuckstick

But I'm trying to do this thing where I talk to everyone before the game starts

[Johnny Fairplay]

iloveglueguns222 is available (9:25:40 PM)
Go go game.
URTVFairplay (9:25:40 PM): Hey
"Alexis Jones" (9:25:58 PM): FAIRPLAY! You son of a gun. Whats up?
URTVFairplay (9:26:36 PM): Chilling with my grandma
"Alexis Jones" (9:26:56 PM): She's dead tho. RIP GRANDMA.
"Alexis Jones" (9:27:08 PM): Did you bring her to the island with you?
URTVFairplay (9:27:22 PM): Yea. She's hiding...She's my pre-game alliance
"Alexis Jones" (9:28:18 PM): I'm alligned with her too.
URTVFairplay (9:28:26 PM): Hells yea
URTVFairplay (9:28:28 PM): Three Way!
URTVFairplay (9:28:32 PM): Oh
URTVFairplay (9:28:33 PM): wait...
"Alexis Jones" (9:30:59 PM):
"Alexis Jones" (9:31:02 PM): .....
"Alexis Jones" (9:31:11 PM): Does Grandma even know what that is?
"Alexis Jones" (9:31:13 PM): HAHA
URTVFairplay (9:31:49 PM): wink wink
"Alexis Jones" (9:32:26 PM):
"Alexis Jones" (9:32:29 PM): GRANDMA
"Alexis Jones" (9:32:33 PM): You dirty birdy
URTVFairplay (9:32:43 PM): Grandma's a Ho
"Alexis Jones" (9:33:43 PM): *first pumps Grandma*
"Alexis Jones" (9:33:47 PM): She's freaking smart.
URTVFairplay (9:34:03 PM): Gotta pay the bills somehow
"Alexis Jones" (9:34:51 PM): Ya, so Grandma's going to win this whole game.
URTVFairplay (9:35:10 PM): That's cool. Then I can poison her and take it all
"Alexis Jones" (9:35:44 PM): I wanna be a part of this. Its so illegal. *evil laugh*
URTVFairplay (9:35:56 PM): Muahaha
"Alexis Jones" (9:36:39 PM): What are you going to do with the body?
URTVFairplay (9:37:05 PM): Leave it on the island; food for next season
"Alexis Jones" (9:37:57 PM): LOL. There's going to hid the idol in her armpit.
URTVFairplay (9:38:18 PM): Lmao
"Alexis Jones" (9:40:17 PM): Jeff gross like that. He'd do it.
URTVFairplay (9:40:34 PM): He'd like it
"Alexis Jones" (9:42:10 PM): He also likes dead bodies.
URTVFairplay (9:42:57 PM): Freak
URTVFairplay (9:43:16 PM): But I gotta head out.
It was nice to meet you.
"Alexis Jones" (9:43:26 PM): Cya Fairplay



This bitch is 12 kinds of crazy

It's kind of a turn on though...

I think she could be a friend

For now...

[Johnny Fairplay]

kpurpzz is available (9:26:57 PM)
URTVFairplay (9:26:57 PM): Hey hey hey
"Kelly Shinn" (9:27:41 PM): Hey! whats up?
URTVFairplay (9:27:54 PM): Just chilling out
URTVFairplay (9:27:56 PM): how about you
"Kelly Shinn" (9:28:43 PM): waiting for the game to start lol
URTVFairplay (9:29:12 PM): I feel you
URTVFairplay (9:29:23 PM): Just two more and we can get it underway
"Kelly Shinn" (9:29:49 PM): yess, kinda bored right now. entertain me since you're fairplay (:
URTVFairplay (9:30:20 PM): Uhm...once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
"Kelly Shinn" (9:31:01 PM): <3
"Kelly Shinn" (9:31:14 PM): if we're on the same tribe, i want camp fire stories
URTVFairplay (9:32:17 PM): Only if we can be in a showmance
URTVFairplay (9:32:35 PM): Cause I'm a cuddle whore
"Kelly Shinn" (9:33:57 PM): LOL you cuddle whore. <3
"Kelly Shinn" (9:34:09 PM): ok, ill give you kisses at night
"Kelly Shinn" (9:34:14 PM): if we end up on the same tribe
URTVFairplay (9:34:15 PM): Hells yea
"Kelly Shinn" (9:34:21 PM): dont push it
URTVFairplay (9:34:23 PM): Damnit Hosty, make it happen
URTVFairplay (9:34:31 PM): Fairplay needs some lovin
"Kelly Shinn" (9:36:05 PM): Go ask him to rig it and put us on the same tribe
URTVFairplay (9:36:45 PM): Oh...this shit is going straight into my Confessional
"Kelly Shinn" (9:37:41 PM): our love makin'?
URTVFairplay (9:38:08 PM): Mhm hmm. I mean, Sex Tape=Instant Celebrity Status
"Kelly Shinn" (9:39:48 PM): Oh boy, the first of this season's sex tape. i liiike
"Kelly Shinn" (9:41:08 PM): i want to see this confessional now
"Kelly Shinn" (9:41:16 PM): lol
URTVFairplay (9:41:49 PM): Hells yea
"Kelly Shinn" (9:42:28 PM):
URTVFairplay (9:43:35 PM): I gotta head out for a bit.
I pray to Vishnu we get on the same tribe.
I don't wanna be
ALL BY MYSELF



Did I sew seeds for an alliance?

KC...please put me on a tribe with this ho...